Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal are engaged AND pregnant! Well, one of them is pregnant, but which one? I wouldn't put it past that wily Sarsgaard. Sarsgaard, you've broken my heart.

I like both of them, but I was secretly saving myself for Peter Sarsgaard. He seemed like the kind of guy who would kick a small child. Kinda like David Hasselhoff...

I shall retreat and watch me some Shattered Glass or The Skeleton Key.

3 Comments:

At 9:31 a.m., April 12, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's so sad

 
At 12:16 a.m., April 13, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I impregnated Sarsgaard. And only I may kick his young.

eat it!
s.

 
At 10:40 a.m., April 13, 2006, Blogger Rachel said...

Shane, that's actually quite disturbing. I mean the impregnanting part since I'm all for kicking children. The younger the better.

Ah Gyllengaard, such awesome indie film off-spring they will cultivate.

 

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