Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal are engaged AND pregnant! Well, one of them is pregnant, but which one? I wouldn't put it past that wily Sarsgaard. Sarsgaard, you've broken my heart.
I like both of them, but I was secretly saving myself for Peter Sarsgaard. He seemed like the kind of guy who would kick a small child. Kinda like David Hasselhoff...
I shall retreat and watch me some Shattered Glass or The Skeleton Key.
3 Comments:
that's so sad
I impregnated Sarsgaard. And only I may kick his young.
eat it!
s.
Shane, that's actually quite disturbing. I mean the impregnanting part since I'm all for kicking children. The younger the better.
Ah Gyllengaard, such awesome indie film off-spring they will cultivate.
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