"I ain't met a young lady that outdid her yet"

- Boom Boom, Britney Spears

I think the "Rachel Breakdown" Package would include:

- 2 for 1 entrance to the Dance Cave with free coatcheck on the "floor" section

- $25 HMV & H&M gift certificates

-1 bottle of Boone's sangria (may be substituted for orange pineapple flavour)

- 1 night's accomodation at a capsule hotel, with free "Enzo" pajammas

- 1 complimentary ride on the Bloor St. drunk bus (one-way only, valid after 2am)

- 1 deluxe poster of Peter Sarsgaard

- U2 "Best Of" compliation CD

"Might as well let the party begin"